I should go shower before bed…

But what if slenderman gets me the second I leave my fortress of protection under my blankets…

#slenderman  #slender man  #scary  #paranoid  #shower  #bed  #night  #I'm high  #im high  #baked  #fuck  #creepy  #dark  #high  #a  #b  #c  #cat  #dog  #Stoner  #kay  #bye  #lol  #not funny  

BUT, my terrifying dream about slender man was not wasted.

I found out that up close, he looks like Bill Cosby mixed with Obama. And has a really deep voice.

#slender man  #slenderman  #scary  #bill Cosby  #Obama  

So this happens.

I had a kick ass dream where I met Skrillex at Turkey Hill, and we had a beast, time together. Then I woke up, went to the bathroom to put neosporin on my thumb, came to bed, saw a tall white figure in my room, freaked the fuck out, it was just my mom. Went back to sleep, had terrifying nightmare about slender man…..

#slenderman  #slender man  #scary  #dream  #nightmare  #fml  #wtf